"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that
counts can be counted."
- Albert Einstein
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance
to get its pants on."
- Sir Winston Churchill
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
- Yoda
"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it
harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."
- Bjarne Stroustrup
"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not
mad."
- Salvador Dali
"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must."
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton
"If you are going through hell, keep going."
- Sir Winston Churchill
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they
go."
- Oscar Wilde
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by
death."
- H. H. Munro
"When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will
command the attention of the world."
- George Washington Carver
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't
work."
- Thomas Alva Edison
"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."
- Aldous Huxley
"Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from
giving wordy evidence of the fact."
- George Eliot
"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how
improbable, must be the truth."
- Sherlock Holmes
"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a
philosopher."
- Ambrose Bierce
"You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth
without it."
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton
"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way
down."
- Jimmy Durante
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him
absolutely no good."
- Samuel Johnson
"Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met
on the street."
- Elbert Hubbard
"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's
troublesome."
- Isaac Asimov
"It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane
and have one's doubts."
- G. B. Burgin
"Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours."
- Richard Bach
"A witty saying proves nothing."
- Voltaire
"I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be
called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are
sure -- that is all that agnosticism means."
- Clarence Darrow
"I'll sleep when I'm dead."
- Warren Zevon
"If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into
you."
- Friedrich Nietzsche
"In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be
understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in
poetry, it's the exact opposite."
- Paul Dirac
"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit
next to me."
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the
other bastard die for his."
- General George Patton
"I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking."
- Katherine Cebrian
"I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over
it."
- Steven Wright
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never tried before."
- Mae West
"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."
- Carl Gustav Jung
"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level
wouldn't cure."
- Ross MacDonald
"In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you
take."
- Adlai Stevenson
"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's
research."
- Wilson Mizner
" The best way to predict the future is to invent it."
- Alan Kay
"Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury,
like a woman scorn'd."
- William Congreve
"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us
out?" "
- Will Rogers
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their
home."
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp.,
1977
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
- Mark Twain
"A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood."
- General George S. Patton
"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose
begins."
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame."
- Benjamin Franklin
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not
enough blood supply to run both at the same time."
- Robin Williams
"He would make a lovely corpse."
- Charles Dickens
"I worship the quicksand he walks in."
- Art Buchwald
"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another
Direction."
- General Douglas MacArthur
"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one
wants, and the other is getting it."
- Oscar Wilde
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though
nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a
miracle."
